How do we finally say goodbye?It’s a whole new world, Chicago, and picture me on a magic carpet trembling with fear, my eyes fused shut because I absolutely hate flying…Jul 9Jul 9
2023 goodbye, I do not wish you well.It’s about that time when I rant and rave about making resolutions and what a waste of time it is. January 1st is just another day in a…Jan 2Jan 2
New year and the problem is still me.Hey Chicago hey! We lost each other for a minute there and to be honest I wasn’t quite so sure I’d ever return. I pictured myself in a…Jan 5, 2023Jan 5, 2023
2021 is over?It’s that time of year again, miraculously, where we look back upon all of our misdeeds and misgivings over the past 365 some odd days…Jan 8, 2022Jan 8, 2022
It is time…for you to get vaccinated.Chicago what in the FuuUuuuUUUuuuCcccCCKkKkkKK- to be read lyrically, in rising and falling tones and move your arms around like your’e…Aug 11, 2021Aug 11, 2021
Should Auld 2020 Be Forgot and Never Brough to Mind?Holy fucking shit, fucking dinosaurs, Jesus Christ, what the fuck, am I right everyone? Except replace dinosaurs with ‘novel coronavirus’…Dec 31, 2020Dec 31, 2020
I’d like an order of normalcy, pleaseJesus Christ, Chicago! Am I using that in the pejorative sense or am I imploring Jesus himself to come from wherever he is hiding and turn…Oct 3, 2020Oct 3, 2020
It was the Quarantine of times and it was the…quarantine of times.Wow, Chicago, time flies! Here I thought it had been about 2 weeks since the beginning of the stay at home order and in reality it’s been…Apr 16, 2020Apr 16, 2020
I’ve got a fever, Chicago, and the only cure is self-quarantineChicago, it’s been awhile since we’ve had a tete a tete. Yes, we’ve talked, we’ve given that Midwestern grimace smile as we pass each…Mar 23, 2020Mar 23, 2020
20/20-A new decade is upon usChicago, what in the God damned hell? It seems like only yesterday we tossed the rotting corpse of 2018 into the incinerator and wept…Jan 29, 2020Jan 29, 2020
